The Corporation of Family Jansen is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.067 billion Families have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Querétaro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Family Jansenian economy, worth 134 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,770 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,486 per year while the poor average 28,574, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Family Jansen's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Family Jansen is ranked 202,290^th in the world and 210^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.